thought this was funny -since we ditched the studio and have opted for consults at places like coffee shops I don’t know, I’ve just gone off on a tangent…

the description reads: Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your childrens eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We’ve got the answer…Squirrel Underpants!
Each pair of tiny briefs has a 3″ waist and is made of 100% cotton. Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils.

so I’m not going to put underpants on squirrels but if anyone wants to try I’ll be there to document it.  :)

If underpants for squirrels was bad, I’m not sure what to think of origami TP.

when pigs fly!  if you’re having a bad day just start launching the pigs… or there’s always the chicken chucker.

this reminds me of a past conversation we had with Stephanie & Kevin about bacon, and how it makes everything taste better. Well, with just Kevin… Stephanie is a vegetarian and just kindly refused to strangle any of us.  We also got out of hand and were making up ridiculous concoctions that could involve bacon.

so seeing bacon floss just cracks me up.

and yet, if any part of this post has disturbed you (or wedding planning is seriously causing you dismay) you can always get this tin and start saving