Panda is a Dirty, Dirty Stalker

Confession:  I’m obsessed with Panda Express.  As in we eat there every Monday.  Orange chicken, chow mein, cream cheese rangoons.  Oh yeah. And I did sorta/kinda eat at Panda *twice* last week. Hey what can I say?  Panda is always watching… case in point:

So I eat a lot of fortune cookies. Which means I get a lot of fortunes. The stupid/silly/that’s just an opinion kind of fortunes. One day I walked into the bookstore after lunch, munching on a cookie. Yes, I’m a slow eater. The girl (Emily!) at the counter told me her fortune once said “Saturdays are the best day to clean house” and she was eating on a Saturday. Gee, thanks fortune cookie for making me feel like a slob. Ha ha!  A couple of weeks ago Panda said “you have a talent for all that is artistic.” Ohhhhhh fortune cookie, you are so smart! You are wise one grasshopper!

Then I got these two last week… btw Laura, Panda *is* a dirty, dirty stalker!!

This is sorta kinda crazy because YES I have secret plans. My closest peeps know the 411. And I’m about to burst to share it with everyone. I’ve decided to let the cat out of the bag Friday… shhhhhh! Until then, panda is watching!! ;)